For future reference though, my suggestion is that if you to want to win it you are best to include at least two of the following-
- a moustache that twirls - or at least can be waxed,
- tweeds,
- red trousers,
- a bright blue suit cut very tight
- no socks (and trousers short enough for the judges to see you have no socks),
- and/or slip on shoes with tassels*.
Remarkably the reigning champion jockey, Sylvester de Sousa, also turned up and bagged a pair as well.
Charlie Miller, Brighton's loudest bookie, gave his usual sound tipping advice in the paddock. It was good to see Charlie looking so well after his 'massive' (obviously Chas could not have had a small one) heart attack last year.
The only disappointment was to find that George Baker (the horse), trained by George Baker (the trainer), owned by George Baker and partners (the owners) and running in the 6th race, was not ridden by George Baker. Sadly George Baker (the jockey) was otherwise engaged. If not ,maybe George Baker (the horse) would have done better than 4th.
*I'm advised they are called loafers.
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