Location is the Co-Op Blatchington Road, Hove. I'm the customer who buys the Racing Past in there.
Elderly lady (who I now know is Lily) to deputy manager on ladder putting up Halloween decorations,
'I'd give you a hand but I don't like Halloween. Horrible American invention.'
Deputy manager,
'You don't like Christmas either Lily.'
Lily,
'No you're right. I have to make up excuses to ensure my family's not coming. This year my cooker's not working.'
I smiled at Lily and thought, 'Quite right too.'
Now, there's a thought.
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